What's So Good About It, Anyway?

So it’s Good Friday (for those heathens out there, Good Friday is the day Christ was crucified before supposedly rising from the dead three days later on Easter). Apparently I am the only person I know who has to work the entire day today. Indeed, I actually have to work late. Everyone else seems to either have the day off or is getting off early. My friends keep calling me: “Hey, what are you doing?” I’m at work, damn it. What are you doing? Mocking me?

It would appear that Christ died not only for our sins, but also so we could get a half-day before the Easter weekend. I guess I’m the heathen, then, since I didn’t get the half-day.