Smooth Criminal

So Michael Jackson was found not guilty on all counts.

Hmm.

Don't really know how I feel about this. I mean, on the one hand I totally think he's guilty. But on the other hand, he did Thriller...

Hmm.

To paraphrase Michael: It don't matter if you're black or white, as long as you're famous.

I just wish he'd moonwalked out of the courtroom. That would have been cool...