So I imagine Michael Jackson driving away from the court, blasting "Smooth Criminal" and "Beat It" from the sound system. They asked him why he keeps having sleepovers with children, even though he’s gotten in trouble so much; he responded: "Don’t stop ‘til you get enough." Now that I think about it, "Pretty Young Thing" takes on a whole new meaning (though "The Girl Is Mine" is still a joke). Now they say Michael’s going to go broke due to huge legal fees. Guess he could always get a second job babysitting... Oh, Michael, you’re so bad... Look at the bright side, though–at least the kid was not his son.
Okay, I’m done now.
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